Busted.

Violet Affleck is back on the paci. After a flurry of paci sightings during the first year of Violet's life, there was nothing, leading this blogger to believe Violet was weaned. Oh, you're a clever one, Violet, but we're onto you.

Paci hall of shame.

Melissa Joan Hart and her 23 month old kidcessory, Mason. Gotta give her credit for tirelessly working the celebrity baby circuit. Say "college fund", Mason!

Paci hall of shame.

New inductee: One of Heidi Klum's kids.

Paci hall of shame.

Welcome, Jaden James Spears. I don't feel guilty about annointing you because this is about the least of your problems.

Paci hall of shame.

Repeat offender, Kingston Rossdale.

Paci hall of shame.

This week, we're inducting a newcomer. Welcome, Angel - the daughter of Mel B. from the Spice Girls. As an aside, mom is taking this MILF thing a little too far.

Paci Hall of Shame

Kingston Rossdale, again.

Paci hall of shame.

Repeat offender, Kingston Rossdale.

Paci hall of shame.

New entry: Britney Spears. No, not Sean Preston or Jaden James. It's Britney, bitch.

Paci Hall of Shame

Closeted paci-holic Kingston Rossdale is outed.

Paci Hall of Shame

Posh and Beck's son, Brooklyn. And it's a pink paci!

Paci Hall of Shame

Violet Affleck, again.

Paci hall of shame.

Repeat offender, Violet Garner Affleck.

Hey Jen...

...your child is too old for a paci.